Current Count – 1,051 – 7:20 AM 10/20/2018
Oct 20th: Slower rate of new names and descriptors but they still show up!
Thursday, 27th September, a landmark!!!! 1,000 names for Donald Trump. His nonsense about never letting Puerto Rico get statehood as long as Cruz is mayor of San Juan brought it up to 999 from 982 in the comments. Then his address to the UN, getting derisive laughs from the delegates, topped it out at 1,000.
From that article came “Tweetle Dumb.”
The take from Tuesday 25 September 2018:
Donald Punk, CONald, L’il Donnie, Baby in Chief, Orange Twitter, Vindictive Little Mushroom, Lying Troglodyte, Liar-in-Chief, Bloviating Horse’s Pituti, King Marmalade, Trumpie, Fungus Don, Pecker Fungus, Petty Cockroach, DonnieDon’tnosh!t, Carny Barfer, Refugee From the Planet Orange, King Birther, Sad Little Dipshit, Dictator Trump, Tweetle Dumb (#1,000)
I had Tweedle Dumb and Tweetledum but not this variation.
I’m sure there are more to come but I figured 1,000 was a very postable mile marker.
The “diary” comments on various updates is on top and below that is the alphabetical list of names so far.
The 977 count just crept up on me and I am realizing this could really go to 1,000.
Monday August 27: six more above 900 just in the first half of the day. Reached 900 on the 26th, and just beyond.
Wednesday August 8th 7:10 am – already 21 more from two articles and their comments. Amazing that’s still possible.
Monday August 6th: Already ran into another 18 names since yesterday and decided to add one more – Provider in Chief (providing all these names).
Among them was video of David Tenant (former Dr. Who) who is Scottish, throwing names from Scottish tweets back at Trump for his ignorance of UK, Great Britain, British Isles, etcetera. From that I got full on Brit flavor: Wiggy Slice, Weapons-Grade Plum, Ludicrous Tangerine Ballbag, Numpty, Toupe’d Fucktrumpet, Witless Fucking Cocksplat
Sunday, August 5th: I’m glad I wrote this down because I did not expect to be at 800 names less than a month after I hit 700 names. From July 15th to August 5th is only three weeks.
I’ve been quietly collecting names for Donald Trump that I’ve found on the web, usually in comments sections for articles. When I hit 700 early on Sunday July 15th 2018 it was time, I thought, to upload it to my blog. It keeps increasing. What a provider he is!
When I started this in early 2017 I got to about 150+ and my computer crashed. So I restarted the list from scratch, not really expecting it to get so huge. Then it got to be an interest to see just how many unique names or variations I would run across on the internet, in both articles and comments.
The names and/or descriptors range from just crude to outright clever, funny to awful or just dull and include a lot of similar formations, sometimes just different spellings for the same sounds.
Early Thursday (July 12th) I hit 666 and was kind of hoping it would stay there for a while just for fun (the mark of the beast and also the address of the underwater building at 666 fifth avenue in NYC owned by Trump’s son in law, Jared Kushner) but right away several more showed up.
Donald just keeps giving. For a while the rate of names dropped off to a few every few days, then recently it has been about as high as possible. And there are no exact duplicates, though there are, as I said, variations galore. I alphabetized it sometime ago in Excel to make it easier to determine whether I already had a name variation. Often someone’s label will inspire a comment thread with variations on that label, giving me several names at once.
When I could see it was heading to 700 I thought maybe it would pause and I could call it “The New 700 Club,” but as soon as 700 showed up, so did 701. Now it is 800 and counting with two of the three new names from a single headline.
“Mango Mussolini” was the name that first got me going on the list. When I saw that name I went back to old movies of Mussolini and sure enough Trump’s mannerisms and face looked a lot like Benito Mussolini’s. So that is also the name of the text file I keep these in.
Here we go with the updated list copied from my “MangoMussolini.txt” file.
1,051 NAMES LIST in alpha order here
Related associate names, descriptions and phrases below the names list
10th Generation Orangutang (response to Warren’s DNA test result)
Al Capone Clone
Alberto Fujimoron (I think the commenter mis-applied this one)
Alternative Trump (newspaper mistake using picture of Alec Baldwin’s impersonation of Trump, instead of showing Trump)
American Unhung Hero
America’s First Retarded President
An Asshole’s Asshole
Arse of the Deal
Art of the Trumpaclysm
Assaulter in Chief
Assaulter N Thief
AssPestos (comment from story of Trump’s image on pallets of asbestos from Russian mining company)
Atilla the Trump
Authoritarian Dictator Pig
Authoritarian in Chief
Baby Boy Coward Dotard
baby in Chief
Bad Boy Donny
Baron von Bonespur
Big Bratty Baby
Big Orange Baby
Big Orange Daddy
Big Orange Head
Big Orange Jobby
Big Orange Stooge
Big Orange Twat
Big Orange Twatwaddle
Big Yellow Kidney Stone
Bigly Dear Leader
Blondie the Pig
Bloviating Horse’s Pituti
Bloviating Flesh Bag
Bone Spur Kid
Brazen Pukey Brat
Bull Sheiser in Chief
Bumbling Don (in contrast to Stuttering John in prank call-back phone call to Trump on Air Force One)
Cadet Bad Spur
Cadet Bone Spurs
Cadet Lardass Bonespurs
Cadet ‘Spanky’ Bone Spurs
Candy Corn Skidmark
Chaos Producer in Chief
Cheater in Chief
Cheeto in Chief
Cheeto Vienna Sausage
Chief Fascist Pig
Chief Graben Haunt Us – comment in resonse to Pocahontas dig at Senator Warren
Chief Shitting Bull
Chooch (East Coast term, from the Italian ciuccio – means dummy, idiot, or moron)
Clownface von Fuckstick
Commander in Cheat
Commander in Cheese (spoken in interview by KellyAnne Conway, Counselor to the President [Trump])
Commander in Cheeto
Commander in Thief
Con Man Don
Cootie in Charge
Coward In Chief == CIC
Crook in Chief
David Dennison III – his own alias in NDA with Stormy Daniels that he didn’t sign
Day Glo Dingus
Denier In Chief
Diaper Don (play on Dapper Dan)
DIC == Dictator In Chief
Doetard in Chief
Don “Vito” Trump
Don Don the Moron
Don the Baby Blimp
Don The Con
Don the Dope
Don the Dork
Don Trumpoté de la Torre
Donald Dotard Dump (was duped)
Donald Gotti by Crotch
Donald Jesus Trump
Donald Jong Un
Donald of Trumptania
Donald the Demon (DTD)
Donald the Menace
Donald the Ranter
Donald the Savior (ref: “And then, playing John the Baptist to Jesus, (Stephen) Miller says … fabulous news”)
Donald the Unready
Donald Trash Trump
Donel Bobble Head
Donnie 2 Chainz
Donnie Ali Bawaaw Waaaaw
Donnie Bone Spurs
Donnie Little Fingers
Donnie Q. Dump
Donnie Quixote Trump
Donnie Rotten Trump
Donnie “The Chimp” Chumps
Donnie the Dick
Donnie the Dude
Donnie the Goombah
Donnie the Scum Bag
Donnie the Stiff
Donnie Toxic Dump
Donnie Two Bits
Donny Tosser (tosser is a Brit expression == jerk off == masturbator)
Dope on a Rope
Dotard von GolfTwit
Draft Dodger Don
Draft Dodging Don
Dumbo the Elephant
Dumps the Merciful
Dunnald and his 5″ stiletto concubine
El Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago
El Presidenti Paper Tiger
El Supreme POS45
Endless Insane Trump Clown Show
Enemy of the People
Fare Prince (refering to tarifs)
Fart of the Deal
Fat A s s
Fat Orange Moron
Fat Orange Tub of Putrid Goo
Field Marshal Bone Spurs
First Lord of Drumpfenstan
Five-Deferment Draft Dodger
Flaming Orange Satan
Flash Don (from medieval English where Flash [town name] means Swamp)
FLOATUS (as Trump Baby Blimp floats over London)
Forever 10-Year-Old President
Forrest (evil) Dump
Fox News Grandpa
Fresh Prince of Bad Hair
Gelatinous Orange Pustule
General Bone Spurs
Giant Orange Anus
Golem the Trump
Great Orange Booby
Great Orange Dictator
Grifter in Charge
Groper In Chief
Hamster Heedit Bampot
His Majesty King Trumpturd
His Majesty, Orange Julius
His Supreme Execrableness Trump
Human Skid Mark
Hunker Down Don
Idiot In Chief – IIC
Idiot of Orange
Ignorant Orange Savage
Il Duce No2 (II)
Incoherent in Chief
Inflamed Gland – IG
Iron Man Leader
Jabba the Frown
Jabba the Trump
Jethro P. Trumpkin
John Pisani Donny Two Scoops (mafia style name from comment)
Kentucky Fried Nero
Kim Jumbo Rump
King Bigly Ruler
King Donald I (ref: “fundamentalist Christian Dominionist theocratic dictatorship”)
King Jobby (Brit expr)
King of Chaos
King of Distraction
King of the Swamp
King Salmon Head
Klown in Chief
Lamentable Purported President
LINCOTUS (Liar in chief of the US)
Little Dickie Don
Little Donny Wetpants
Little Lord Trumperoy
Little Lord Trumpleroy
Little Orange Fuhrer
Little Orange Man
Little Orphan Donnie
Little Small Man
Little, Little Pseudo-Man
Lord Commander Marmilade
Lord Of The Tweets
Ludicrous Tangerine Ballbag
Ly’in Don and His Deplorables
Malignant Orange Hate Machine (MOHM)
Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
Mar a Cupcake
Masterbuting Orange Cheese Puff
Masturbating Bar Stool
Me the People!
MIC – Mocker in Chief
MIC – Moron in Chief
Minority President Trump
Mister I Alone
Mob Boss Trump
Mobster in Chief
Monday Morning Quarter Pounder!
Moron in Chief
Moscow Mueller Bait
Mr President Perjury Trap
Mr. Big Deal Maker
Mr. Bone Spurs
Mr. Fart 45
Mr. Smoldering National Tragedy
Mr. Top Creep in Charge
Nut in Chief
Oaf in Office
Oaf of Office
Obese Offensive Obstructionist Puppet
Obscene Bilious Inheritor Billionaire
OIC – Outrager-in-Chief
OL SHIT FACE
Old Orange Head
ONIT — for: Our National Ingrown Toenail
OOO [Oval Office Obscenity]
ORANGE AGENT MA-AN, ORANGE A-AGENT MA-AN! (sung in Johnny Rivers’ voice to theme of “Secret Agent Man” – 1960’s TV drama with Patrick McGoohan)
Orange Angus Beef-on-the-Hoof
Orange Bag of Putrid Gas
Orange Cardio Event
Orange Clown Fish
Orange Colostomy Bag
Orange Cretin Nutter
Orange Cry Baby
Orange Dawn (ironic reference to “Red Dawn” movie)
Orange Failure in Chief
Orange Ferret Comb Over
Orange Front Man
Orange Fuzz Man
Orange Hair Monster
Orange Hulk Child
Orange Julius Caesar
Orange Knuckle Dragger
Orange Lufa Face
Orange Marmalade Head
Orange Peckerless President
Orange Sex Pest
Orange Too Sad
Orange Trashcan Man
Orange, Lufa-Faced, Shit Gibbon
Orange-Tinted Insult to Common Human Decency
Orange-Topped White Supremacist
Orangina Clown Crook
Outrager in Chief (OIC)
Parasite in Chief
Pee Brain (New York Daily News headline)
Pillsbury Doughboy Trump
PINO 45 (president in name only)
POTUS = POke-and-Taunt-US (after Pocahantas crack in front of Andrew Jackson portrait while honoring code talkers)
PPOF President Pants On Fire
Precedent of Uhmerica
President Alternate Reality
President B.S. (see above)
President Bone Spurs
President Chia Pet Head
President Dennison (named used for him on non-disclosure he didn’t sign with Stormy Daniels)
President Diarrhea Thumbs
President Garbage Fire
President Heel Spurs
President Jackel and Hide Away
President Kingy Jesus
President Knuckle Dragger
President Little Fingers
President Lurch and Leap
President Of The Deplorables
President Orange Fucktard
President Pig Face
President Queeg (And who stole my strawberries? )
President Single-Cell Organism
President Teenage Girl (“I don’t wanna go! Your gonna make me? Well i’ll just show up late and make a big stink while I pout in my corner. I’m gonna leave early and show them.”)
Presidunce Crooked Trump
Prince of Fraud
Producer in Chief
Provider in Chief (of names)
PT Barnum of the White House
Puffy Orange Head
Pussy Grabbing Guy
Putin’s Celebrity Apprentice
Putin’s Orange Agent
Racketeer in Chief
Refugee From the Planet Orange
Right Wing Bass Turd
Rump and Co.
Russian Bought Bot
S.S. Trump Dump
Sad Little Dipshit
Satan, the Great Deceiver
Scam Man Donnie
SCROTUS == So-Called Ruler of the United States
shambly mambly Russian doll Do-nal’id Trump (writing in a Scottish accent)
Sir Brilliance of the Incoherent
Slimy Orange Hero
Slouching Tiger, Tweeting Dragon
Slum Lord Million Error
Snow Ball Wizard
Social Twit Path
Son of Scam
Spanky and His Gang
Spanky the Dumpster
Squirrel-Haired Furor (sic)
Stable Genius (self reference)
Stupid in Chief
Super Dump! (as in: Look up in the sky! It’s a cheeseburger, no it’s a drumstick, no it’s a Golden tumbleweed. No it’s Super Dump!)
Swine-in-Chief (from “Pearls before Swine-in-Chief.”)
Tangerine Freak Show
Teflon Don Trump
Tent Pole Grifter
The Orange Crush Overseer
The American Gobshite
The Big Dump
The Blonde Don
The Case of The Barking Barstool
The Chaos President
The Cheeto Prophet
The Dalek Trump
The Flatulent One
The Great Collaborator
The Great Dislusionist
The Great Disrupter
The Great Donald Debacle
The Great Narcissist
The Great Orange One
The Great Orange Pumpkin
The Great Polluter
The Great Traitor
The Invincible Mr. Trump
The Muscovian Candidate
The National Embarrassment
The National TROLL
The Orange Dead Beat
The Orange Finger
The Orange Genius
The Orange King
The Orange Man
The Orange Mushroom
The Orange One
The Orange PimpleNel
The Orange Tramp
The Prima Wanker
The Prime Wanker
The Puke of Orange
The Putin Apprentice
The Siberian Candidate
The So-Called President
The Spy Who Loved Pee
The T Robot/Hologram
The Tangerian Candidate
The Tangerine Hellbeast
The Trump Creature
The Walking Nose (Pinocchio)
The Welchman (as in to welch on an agreement)
The YUUUge Orange One
Traitor in Chief
Trump = Treason
tRUMP and his littlings!
Trump the Chump
Trump the Egotistical
Trump the Fantisizer
Trump the Lump
Trump the Stump
Trumpo the Klown
TrumPuerRico Island Resorts
Tweeter in Chief – TIC
Twitterer in Chief
U Bum (tweet from LeBron James)
Ugly Orange Front Man
Unquenchable Fount of Untruth
Urine Top McBonespurs
US President Putin
USS Me Me Me
Vindictive Little Mushroom
Vladie’s Baby Mahn
Vladie’s Middle Finger
Vladimir_Bone Spur_tRump (an anti-Trump commenter handle)
Von Trump Mafia
Vulgar Talking Yam
Wailing Anal Aneurysm (the) Or Waa
White House Fool
Wilted Caesar (regarding a wilted Caesar Salad on China trip which Dumps ordered Rex Tillerson to eat)
Witless Fucking Cocksplat
Wrecking Ball Donnie
And a few names and concepts for associates and actions
From Semper Fi to Simper Trump….he traded-in the red, white, and blue for the Kremlin’s stage. – about John Kelley after his remarks about Liz Warren came out
Two malignant narcissists walk into an oval office . . . (comment on Kanye West visit to Trump in oval office)
PTSD = post tweet spin disorder
Lindsay Graham Cracker
Even Donald Trump knows that only idiots would vote for Donald Trump
He never met a lie he could not embrace.
orange koolaid for brains
The Orangubrat Enclosure
The Blight House
“Yeah, Trump is a problem solver the same way Godzilla is a city planner,” Trevor Noah snarked. “The only way Donald Trump can consider himself a problem solver is if he stops creating problems.”
Linda Shill: Trump, you are the ENEMY!
Christal Keel: LOL… I love the smell of desperation in the morning!
Jim McBride: He forgot one of his enemies, the majority of the people!
TRUMP == Truly Russian Made Product
Twilight Zone intro to “He’s Alive” with Dennis Hopper (as Peter Vollmer), a US Nazi Hitler wannabe – and a Hitler who lives past his death.
“Portrait of a bush-league Führer named Peter Vollmer, a sparse little man who feeds off his self-delusions and finds himself perpetually hungry for want of greatness in his diet. And like some goose-stepping predecessors he searches for something to explain his hunger, and to rationalize why a world passes him by without saluting. That something he looks for and finds is in a sewer. In his own twisted and distorted lexicon he calls it faith, strength, truth.
“But in just a moment Peter Vollmer will ply his trade on another kind of corner, a strange intersection in a shadowland called the Twilight Zone.”
One wished it were only a show. And the end comment:
“Where will he go next, this phantom from another time, this resurrected ghost of a previous nightmare – Chicago? Los Angeles? Miami, Florida? Vincennes, Indiana? Syracuse, New York? Anyplace, everyplace, where there’s hate, where there’s prejudice, where there’s bigotry. He’s alive. He’s alive so long as these evils exist. Remember that when he comes to your town. Remember it when you hear his voice speaking out through others. Remember it when you hear a name called, a minority attacked, any blind, unreasoning assault on a people or any human being. He’s alive because through these things we keep him alive.”
Trump’s already energized his “sturmtruppen” for armed violence against the state should he be removed from power.
Randyrocker :: Trump’s dumber than his own brain.
“Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty.” Joseph Goebbels
LeBron puts children through school. – Trump puts children in cages.
Based on looks “Nosferatu” fits him (Giuliani)
“Weekend at Trump’s” ala shades of “Weekend at Bernie’s”
Just another “Dump Dynasty” episode
She is a pothole (said of daughter, Ivanka Trump)
GOPR = Grand old Party of Russia
GOPussies in Congress
Seventeen Angry Democrats = SAD, as in this president
“Collude? I thought you said Quaalude.”
Mister Vee Pee-Pee (vice pres Pence)
GOP = Gutless Oppressive Person
GOP = Groveling Over Putin
Tick Tock, Motherfucker
The “Kremlin Annex” formerly known as the White House
Trump is full bore incompetent.
Trump’s new book “The Art of the Deflection”
the Kingdom of Trump
From CounterPunch on visit to UK – describing numerous signs held up:
“Bastard has ruined orange forever”,
“Piss off you orange bastard”,
“I could shit a better president”,
“Even Melania thinks you’re a dick”,
“Too many tweets make a twat”,
“Big orange twat”,
“Trump as welcome as a World Cup 3rd place playoff”,
“Tyrant racist umpa-lumpa misogynist psychopath”,
“You’re even worse than Morrissey”,
“In England Trump means fart”,
“All in all you’re just another prick with no wall”,
“Sorry but you’re just not our cup of tea”,
“Take Boris with you”, (Boris Johnson, brexit guy who can’t keep an elected/appointed job)
“Don’t let Trump grab us by the country” (sign held by a woman),
“Go home Trump we have enough racists as it is”,
“If the US government was an orchestra Trump would be its air guitarist”,
“Can’t comb over sexism”,
“We shall overcomb”,
“No to torture no to Trump”,
“Keep your tiny hands off our queen”,
“Feed him to the corgis”,
“Golden towers & golden showers”,
“This crowd is bigger than your inauguration crowd”
“Yer Maw Was an Immigrant, Ye Nugget.”
He’s a Russian-backed NY mobster posing as Potus!
… there are 2 things that have always disappeared quickly around Donald Trump. Reputations and Cash.
… … (reply) and humanity.
— below are the end-notes entries already posted to blogs ############
the grab-’em-by-the-pussy president
The Reality TV White House Freakshow
The White Hose
Donnieland == USA
Lugenpresse, Mein Fuhrer?
F Trump and F all rePutincans!
… a huge f***ing tumor. Orange and metastasized.
Ruh-roh! Looks like Dr. Mueller is going to perform a “Cohenoscopy” in Trump
Cohen, just a low level covfefe boy
kakistocracy (/?kæk?s’t?kr?si, -‘st?k-/) a system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens
Next up.. the noted scuffed-shoe law firm of Slipp, Skipp & Tripp.
As Curly used to say: I’m trying to think, but nothing happens!
New movie sequel coming out….Saving Private Bone Spurs.
Trump would pass the guy a note saying, “I’ve got a gub!”.
“Only I can fix it”
(me) The McGuffin who owns the company
(me) “A military parade is when your uniform becomes a costume.”
The hyppocritipotomus lives in denial river
“Trump’s Razor” = “ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts”
… a careening set of brainless balls like Donald Trump …
Rename ACA from “Obama Care” to “I-vaaan-Kare”
Our Nation is at Steak, Trump Steaks
I wonder if the GREAT WALL OF TRUMP will be visible from outer space?
Trump has changed the meaning of the phrase, “Putting a 45 to our heads.”
Sean (I’m really the president) Spicer
Huckleberry-Slanders (Sarah Huckabee Sanders, press secretary)
Propaganda Barbie (Kelly Anne Conway)
Rudy Crudy Fooliani
Rucy Boo-liani, Amirite
Trumplandistan (an exclusive realm ruled by and for the billionaire class)
Traitor Tot (Don Jr)
Steve “Barbarian” Bannon
— still others
Debbie does Payday Lenders – Comment about Debbie Wasserman Schulz
Orange is the new Conway
The Orange House (instead of White House)
Forever Trumpers (staff)
Rinse Repeat (Reince Piebus)
Ku Klux Keebler Elf (Jeff Sessions)
Tony Scarface Scarmuchly (Anthony Scaramucci)
Morons making millions
NRA (the Nazi’s Right Arm)
General Buttercup Gen Kelley after taking a dressing down from Trump
Fecal Minions for Trample’s staffers
Trumpeteers in Congress
Parasite Enablement and Protection Act (more briefly known as Trumpcare)
Fright House’ (f/k/a White House)
The Sinking USS Trumpster
He hath not the stones…
regularly scheduled panicking
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” Albert Einstein
He was paying her not to tell people how small Trump’s “credentials” are… (on Stormy Daniels’ case about Dumps’ lawyer, Michael Cohen)
Side note on DACA person who is a math student, being deported without a hearing by ICE:
she’s a member of Al Gerbra a radical group that often goes off on tangents …
comment on hiring of Anthony Scaramucci as White House communications director July 21, 2017
John Pisani Donny Two Scoops just hired Big Tony to get the job done right this time.
Also – a side note from an article in AEon at https://aeon.co/essays/the-macho-violent-culture-of-italian-fascism-was-prophetic
But more: seeking freedom in all things, loathing restraint, the fact of lying becomes an ambition for breaking free of the tethers of honesty, of being ‘bound’ to tell the truth. Libertarians are masters of post-truth misinformation, and their technique is simple. Take a truth (climate change, Rwandan genocide, Serbian concentration camps) and simply declare it is a lie. (A ‘myth’, a ‘hoax’, a ‘scam’, a ‘swindle’.) Sit back and wait a minute, and a very gullible press with little editorial responsibility will happily help you tell the public that they have been conned. No one wants to feel they’ve been duped so, hey presto! You have a ‘war of ideas’. Without evidence, argument or proof. Without expertise or knowledge.
The alt-Right uses ‘cuckservatives’ as its hypermasculine insult to Republicans
He flipped on a light switch and the cockroaches all scrambled into the White House.
time for a whole new category called “Alternative Humans” I’ll start with Kellyanne Conway and Stephen Miller.
Maybe Ivanka could show daddy a nice straightjacket with matching butterfly net from her asylum collection
The American Banana Republic at Mar-a-Lago
Shitforbrains with a side order of imbecile. Sterling qualifications for the job.
Typo: “If he was a muslin, …”
Russ Baker: “Pwesident Twump, Stop tweeting people like garbage.”
we don’t need editors, we have Spill Chucker
Sky Pete, I carry a covfefe every morning (reply to comment)
M.A.C.A! MAKING CHINA GREAT AGAIN!
MAGA – Make America Grate Again
MAGA – Making America Gag Again
MAGA – Moore’s America Grates Again
MAGA – Morons Are Governing America
MAGA – Mueller Ain’t Going Away
MAGA – Make Asbestos Great Again
MAGBA – Make America Great Britain Again
MARA – Make America Racist Again
MMRA – Make Myself Rich Again
MRGA – Make Russia Great Again
MASA – Make America Shamed Again. And again…and again…
MAWA: make America white again
Huckelberry Spin – for press secretary Sarah Sanders
Trump, the ultimate defucktive
Help us Obi Wan KeMeuller, you’re our only hope!
The head rats, our “leaders” (if it is even possible to lead anybody anywhere inside a cage), have proven to be as mediocre and clueless as anyone else. Which is sort of proof we are a democracy, if we want to look at it that way. While it is a myth that virtually anybody can grow up to be president, we have demonstrated that nitwits have more than a fighting chance. During my 40 years writing media ass-wipe for the public, I have interviewed many of “the best of my generation,” and, believe me, most of them were not much.
Naturally, they believe they are far superior by virtue of having made it to an elevated point in the gilded cage, closer to the feed, water and sex. Because they believe it, and the media–sycophants waiting for quotes–echoes their belief, discussing their every brain fart, we tend to believe it, too. Nothing shakes our belief, not even staring directly into the face of a congenital liar and nitwit like Sarah Palin, or a careening set of brainless balls like Donald Trump or a retarded jackal like George W. Bush.
Trumpers have gone from “drain the swamp” to “the swamp is good, get over it ”
It’s not “felony leaks” that are the problem..it’s the felons in the White House!
Kelly is now encrusted with thick layers of toxic Trump cooties
Trump tweet: We’ve got a great deal for our supporters this Black Friday! Use the code GIVING for 30% off OFFICIAL Trump Merchandise -> http://bit.ly/2i2Xxro
The @GOP has turned into the Trump Home Shopping Network. SAD!
I’m getting facepalm acne.
Kristine Parkhill Lovell: A trump dog collar and leash? Seriously? He doesn’t even like dogs. He doesn’t like anyone that’s smarter than he is.
Bryan Moe: Who said the collar was for a dog? This is a Trump product after all.
Andrew Carlson: It’s one of his props from his business trip to Russia…
Could be a halfwit if he applied himself
Veto The Cheetoh!
Comments about the 18-karat gold toilet at the Guggenheim.
Alison Zapata · The University of the Arts
We’re number two! We’re number two! Hahaha
Well, so much for the donation he was just about to send you!
Douglas Housel Sr. · Works at Retired Postal Workers
future home of many cheeseburgers
Motheba Alina Nthabiseng Rakuoane · Senior Crown Counsel at Turks & Caicos Islands Government Press Office
To complement his golden showers I guess??
Emma Noonan · Works at Bum Rogers Crabhouse & Tavern
He just told him where he “Can Gogh”
Jay Scott · Malibu, California
1st Amendment toilet paper in the white house?
Chris Comacho · Stockton, California
More like a Van “Go”. Do the “showers” match the seat? ????
Hilary Marion · New York, New York
Finally! “the king” gets a suitable throne ????????
Evelyn Roberts ·Owner/ President at Yummy Fat
They should have also offered a Golden Shower. He’d totally accept that.
Faye Grubb · University of Evansville
They probably thought he had to Gogh!
Julie B. Trivedi · Medical Director of Infection Prevention for University Hospitals at UT Southwestern Medical Center
A Sh..hole for him to use.
On the military parade he wants
It’s actually really funny that top pentagon officials are being ordered to throw a parade for a reality tv dipshit.
(me) If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, paddles like a duck, flies like a duck it should be obvious, it’s an elephant.
Trump: “We’re gonna’ build a wall.”
China: “That won’t work, trust us.”
Phil Newton · Wordsmith at Self-Employed :: Good God. Still waiting for the South to writhe again.
“Ben Carson … tossed out the Hippocratic Oath and replaced it with the Hippocritic Oath …” (HUD secretary)
From comment on Rudy Giuliani exposing payoffs to Cohen to cover payoffs to Stormy Daniels::
old Giulie is like a puppy carpet bombing the WH, they need to follow him around with newspapers
Carl Echevarria · Works at Retired::
Did Trump actually hire Giulliani or is he, R.G., doing it for sport, a la pro bono?
They do make a nice looking couple!
Rudy looks like he swallowed the White House.
And the fact it was bad for women was just a bonus for them.
TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)
Trump lives in a land of make believe ME.
Dumps wanted to own his own football team, the Brooklyn (Bone) Spurs.
“2 reality stars walk into the oval(bar) office …” On Kim Kardshian meet with Trump on prison reform
After the successes of the left in the 60’s and 70’s, the state turned to counter-insurgency lawfare.
Miracle E Brown: Trump? Think? Quit with the comedy.
Richard Roeder to Miracle E Brown: Sorry, what was I thinking?
Bob Jase: You can summon the devil and sell him your soul or work for Trump – either has the same effect.
Who knew rock bottom had a basement?
On asbestos story with Trump’s face on Russian pallets of the stuff:::
* Given how toxic Tr*mp is, putting his face on asbestos makes perfect sense.
* Asbestos and trump are bad for your health. Truth in advertising!
* more proof that anything attached to tRump is dangerous to humankind….
* It fits. His image should also be on cans of rat poison etc.
Scott :: Trump is our Nero.
ErnestineBass to Scott :: Having never mastered the fiddle, Drumpf plays a dog whistle instead.
on the golf course Dump pees off
on the Trump Baby Blimp over London:::
Wayne George : The resemblance is remarkable. Thin skin and gas.
Was it Adolf Giulliani or Sara Sucker-be Sanders or maybe that Compulsive lying lapdog Wannabe a SCOTUS Justice Kavanaugh that declared that the President should not have to be bothered by the Russian Probe or any indictments against him , he has lots of more difficult things to worry about, like : Playing other 18 holes of golf , crashing weddings with the hope of grabbing some pussy , Or maybe laying around the swimming pool working on his Orange tan and scarfing down a couple of buckets of KFC while he uses those greasy fingers to tweet insults at everyone in the world .
New bumper sticker for trumpers. PUTIN / TRUMP 2020 When you just cannot admit you were WRONG.
Jared owns a building in NYC with address of 666. It is a sign! LOL