“Mango Mussolini” and Other Names for Trump

Current Count – 1,441 – as of 9:11 AM 5/28/2019
See the full alphabetical list below at “Alpha List here”

“Mango Mussolini” was the name that first got me going on the list. When I saw that name I went back to old movies of Mussolini and sure enough Trump’s mannerisms and face looked a lot like Benito Mussolini’s. So that is also the name of the text file I keep these in.

Looking at the PBS series on dictators I can readily see that there is more copied here than outward mannerisms. Buffoon or not, as this list of names attests, he is dangerous. Make no mistake. Others made that mistake with the original Mussolini, then Hitler the same. They were finally stopped but only after enormous destruction and loss of life. Trump, also, will be stopped, but what will be the cost?

This is a list I never expected to get past a few dozen names. It just kept growing. I also realized that I needed to add name descriptors, not just name substitutions.

They range from absolutely gross and offensive to clever and funny and everywhere in between and to the side. At first I cringed at the worst ones (and often still do) but it seemed less than honest or accurate to keep those off the list.

Almost every last one of them are names and descriptors from the internet from articles and comments (most from comments). A few are my own and from a couple of friends who contributed but those are a few dozen at most, which was about as far as I first thought this would get to.

Often I will find that one name will inspire a set of variations in the same comment thread. A few variations look like typos but I can’t tell for sure from the context so they get added.

At this point I am no longer surprised at the size of the list but only that there remains a supply of names not yet on the list.

1,000 – Thursday, 27 September 2018
1,400 – Friday, 22 February 2019 at 3:27 pm

Here we go with the updated list copied from my “MangoMussolini.txt” file.

NAMES LIST in alphabetical order here

Related associate names, descriptions and phrases below the names list

*resident Rump
10th Generation Orangutang (response to Warren’s DNA test result)
A very minor form of president (after calling it “a very minor form of teargas” used at border)
Ab Comedian
Abuser in Chief
Adolf Trump
Agent Orange
Agolf Shitler
Agolf Twittler
Al Capone Clone
Al Crumpone and His 40 Thieves
Alberto Fujimoron (I think the commenter mis-applied this one)
Alfa Ponce of the Alt-Right
Almighty Tweetmeister
alt+president* Dunning-Kruger Judas Fartwhistle
Alternative CIC
Alternative Fact
Alternative President
Alternative Trump (newspaper mistake using picture of Alec Baldwin’s impersonation of Trump, instead of showing Trump)
America’s First Retarded President
American Unhung Hero
Amoral Wart
An Asshole’s Asshole
Anarchist 101
Angry Creamsicle
Anti-American fat-sack-of-pus Donald J. Chump
Anti-Claus (opposed to Santa Claus)
Arrogant Old Il Douche 2
Arse of the Deal
Art of the Trumpaclysm
Assaulter in Chief
Assaulter N Thief
AssPestos (comment from story of Trump’s image on pallets of asbestos from Russian mining company)
Atilla the Trump
Authoritarian Dictator Pig
Authoritarian in Chief
Awful One
Ayn Rump
Baby Blimp
Baby Boy Coward Dotard
Baby Don in Chief
Baby Dumpster
baby in Chief
Baby Manh
Baby Snookums
Baby Trump
Bad Boy Donny
Bad Grandpa
Bag of Pus
Baron of Bankruptcies
Baron von Bonespur
Benedict Donald
Big Bratty Baby
Big Dump
Big Orange Baby
Big Orange Daddy
Big Orange Fat Man
Big Orange Head
Big Orange Jobby
Big Orange Stooge
Big Orange Twat
Big Orange Twatwaddle
Big Yellow Kidney Stone
Bigly Dear Leader
Bigot Boy
Bigot in Chief
Bitter Old Twat
Blabbering Puppet
Blabbermouth Blowhard
Blight House Incumbent
Blithering Idiot
Blond Bomber
Blonde Don
Blondie the Pig
Bloviating Flesh Bag
Bloviating Horse’s Pituti
Blubbering Trump
Bone Spur Coward
Bone Spur in the Craw
Bone Spur Kid
Bone Spur-in-Chief
Boss Tweet
Brazen Pukey Brat
Buffoon Extraordinaire!
Buffoonish Balloon
Bull Sheiser in Chief
Bully Puppet
Bumble Pee
Bumbling Don (in contrast to Stuttering John in prank call-back phone call to Trump on Air Force One)
Bumbling Doofus
Bummer Don
Buttplug Face
Cadet ‘Spanky’ Bone Spurs
Cadet Bad Spur
Cadet Bone Spurs
Cadet Bullspurs
Cadet Heel Spurs
Cadet Lardass Bonespurs
Cadet Spanky
Caesar Trumpestuous
Caesar Trumpous
Candy Corn Skidmark
Captain Bonespurs
Captain Combover
Captain Underpants
Carny Barfer
Casino Mussolini
Chaos Producer in Chief
Cheater in Chief
Cheeto Benito
Cheeto Fuhrer
Cheeto in Chief
Cheeto King
Cheeto Mussolini
Cheeto Vienna Sausage
Chief Creep
Chief Fascist Pig
Chief Graben Haunt Us – comment in resonse to Pocahontas dig at Senator Warren
Chief Shitting Bull
Chooch (East Coast term, from the Italian ciuccio – means dummy, idiot, or moron)
Chuck NorPrez
Chump Dumps
Chump Trump
Clockwork Orange
Clockwork Orangutan
Clown King
Clown President
Clown Prince
Clownface von Fuckstick
Commander Bonespurs
Commander Chaos
Commander in Briefs
Commander in Cheat
Commander in Cheese (spoken in interview by KellyAnne Conway, Counselor to the President [Trump])
Commander in Cheeto
Commander in Straitjacket
Commander in Thief
Comrade Bonespurski
Comrade Cheetolino
Comrade Don
Comrade Orange Clown BABY IQ-4.5
Comrade Spanky
Comrade Trump
Comrade Trumpski
Con Man Don
Con-man in chief
Con-old Trump
Conald Chump
Cootie in Charge
Coward In Chief == CIC
Crime Boss
Criminal money grubbing narcissist
Crook in Chief
Cruella de Trompon
Crybaby Trump
Current Resident
Daddy Whorefucks
Daft Twerp
Dandy Don
Darth Cheeto
Darth Deportem
Darth Dumsterfire
Darth Evader
Darth Trump
Dastardly Donnie
David Dennison III – (his own alias in NDA with Stormy Daniels that he didn’t sign)
Day Glo Dingus
Deadbeat Don
Dear Leader
Dear Leader Kim Jong-Drumpf
Dearest DonDon
Debaucher-In -Chief
Degenerate Donald
Delirium Thrumper
Deluded, Dishonest, Xenophobic, Narcissistic
Demagogue Demigorgon
Demented Donny
Demon Dump
Denier In Chief
Deplorable Donnie
Der Gropinfuhror
Der Marmalade
Der Rumpenfuhrer
Deranged Donnie
Devil Trump
Diaper Don (play on Dapper Dan)
Diaper Donny
Diarrhea Thumbs
DIC == Dictator In Chief
Dick Tater
Dickus Minimus
Dictator Trump
Dildo Brains
Dim Don
Dim Leader
Dimwit Donnie
Dirty Donald
Dirty Donnie
Dishonest Don
Dishonest Donald
Dishonorable Donald
Dithering Don
Doetard in Chief
Dog-Whistle Don
Dolt 45
Don “Vito” Trump
Don Don the Moron
Don Donald
Don Fabulist
Don J Dimwit
Don SemiCorleone
Don the Baby Blimp
Don The Con
Don the Dope
Don the Dork
Don the Oink
Don Trumpoté de la Torre
Don Veto Trumpleone
Donald Chump
Donald Corleone Trump
Donald Do-Little
Donald Dotard Dump (was duped)
Donald Duck Out
Donald Duct Taper
Donald Dump
Donald First
Donald Gotti by Crotch
Donald Jesus Trump
Donald Jong Un
Donald of Trumptania
Donald Punk
Donald Putin
Donald Ragin’
Donald the Demon (DTD)
Donald the Menace
Donald the Ranter
Donald the Savior (ref: “And then, playing John the Baptist to Jesus, (Stephen) Miller says … fabulous news”)
Donald the Unready
Donald Trash Trump
Donald Tumor
Donel Bobble Head
Donnie “Doll Hands” Trump
Donnie “The Chimp” Chumps
Donnie 2 Chainz
Donnie Ali Bawaaw Waaaaw
Donnie Barker
Donnie Blurto
Donnie Bone Spurs
Donnie Boy
Donnie Chumps
Donnie Confabulous
Donnie Darko
Donnie Dastard
Donnie Dearest
Donnie Deplorable
Donnie Dimwit
Donnie Dipshit
Donnie Dotard
Donnie Douchebags
Donnie Golem
Donnie Gotti
Donnie Humper
Donnie John
Donnie Little Fingers
Donnie Little Hand
Donnie Pox
Donnie Q. Dump
Donnie Quixote Trump
Donnie Rotten
Donnie Rotten Trump
Donnie Tangents
Donnie the Dick
Donnie the Dude
Donnie the Goombah
Donnie the Mouth
Donnie the Scum Bag
Donnie the Stiff
Donnie There’s a Hard Rain Comin’ (after Paris, not going out in the rain to visit WWI memorial)
Donnie Toxic Dump
Donnie Two Bits
Donny Disser
Donny Doofus
Donny Dummy
Donny Grump
Donny Tosser (tosser is a Brit expression == jerk off == masturbator)
Donny Tweetenstein
Donnytinyhands schadenfreude
Doofus Donald Trump
Dope on a Rope
Dorito Hitler
Dotard 45
Dotard Bone Spurs
Dotard Donald
Dotard von GolfTwit
Doughy Don
Dr. Evil
Draft Dodger Don
Draft Dodgin’ Donnie Trump
Draft Dodging Don
Drumpfie Coward
DuckinDonald (Tweet, tweet)
Dumald Trump
Dumb and Dangerouser
Dumb Donny
Dumbfuck Donnie
Dumbnold Rump
Dumbo the Elephant
Dumbster Donnie
Dumbster Fire
Dump Truck
Dumpkin Head
Dumps the Merciful
Dumpster Donnie
Dumpster Fire
Dumpty Humpty
Dumpy Dipschitte
Dumpy Doofus
Dumpy Doofus White Supremacist
Dunnald and his 5″ stiletto concubine
Dystopian Don
El Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago
El Commandante
El Donito
El Duce
El Presidenti Paper Tiger
El Supreme POS45
El Trumpo
El Twittler
Embarrassing Orange Stain
Empathy Amputee
Emperor Donald
Emperor Trump
Emperor Trumpapotomus
Endless Insane Trump Clown Show
Enemy of the People
Evil Orange Idiot
Extra Large Orange Blob
Fake Fat Dictator
Fake President
Fanny Baws
Fare Prince (refering to tarifs)
Fart of the Deal
Fascist Dickhead
Fascist Tangerine
Fat A s s
Fat Boy
Fat Donnie
Fat Fascist Pig
Fat Mobster
Fat Orange Clown
Fat Orange Moron
Fat Orange Tub of Putrid Goo
Fat wuss!
Fatazzed Orange Dictator-want-to-be Drumpf
Ferret Top
Ferret-Headed Orange Sh!+gibbon
Field Marshal Bone Spurs
Filthy Loser Don the Con
First Lord of Drumpfenstan
Fish-Lipped Fraud
Fisher Price Hitler!
Five-Deferment Draft Dodger
Flagellum Dei
Flaming Orange Satan
Flaming Shitmobile
Flash Don (from medieval English where Flash [town name] means Swamp)
FLOATUS (as Trump Baby Blimp floats over London)
Forever 10-Year-Old President
Forrest (evil) Dump
Forrest Trump
Fossil Fool
Fox News Grandpa
Fresh Prince of Bad Hair
Frosty the Slowman
Fucking Moron
Fucktarded Dingleberry
Fuhrer Bump
Fuhrer Drumpf
Fuhrer Dumpler
Fuhrer Gump
Fungus Don
Fuzznut Dotard
Gelatinous Orange Pustule
General Bone Spurs
General Trump
Generalissmo Trump
Giant Orange Anus
Giant Orange Grifter
Giant Puckering Butthole
Giggles sNot
Ginger Mussolini
GNP (gross narcissist producer)
God Emperor Trump
Godfather Orange
Godzilla Trump
Golden Dump
Golden Golem of Greatness
Golem the Trump
Golf Boy
Gotti Donnie
Grandpa Ranty
Great Disrupter
Great Liar
Great Orange Booby
Great Orange Dictator
Grifter in Charge
Grinning Orange Beast
Groper In Chief
Grump Trump
Grumpy Trumpy
Gutter Prez
Hair Flap
Hair Furher
Hair Furor
Hair Hitler
Hair Twittler
Hair-Weather Pwesident
Hamster Heedit Bampot
Handy Don
Hatriot in Chief
He Who Should Not Be President
Head Dotard in Charge of Dumbassery, Whataboutery, Mendacity and Cupidity
Herr Donald
Herr Fucktard
Herr Gropenfuhrer
Herr Shitler
Hideaway Don
His Majesty
His Majesty King Trumpturd
His Majesty, Orange Julius
His Orangeness
His Rotundity
His Supreme Execrableness Trump
His Weirdness
Homo WreckedUS
Horseface Dumpy
House Boy-in-Chief
Huckleberry Spinmeister
Huge blubbering pile of excrement
Human Ipecac
Human Skid Mark
Humpty Trumpty
Humpty Trumpy
Hunker Down Don
Hurricane Trump
I Alone
Idiot Clown
Idiot In Chief – IIC
Idiot King
Idiot of Orange
Ignorant Buffoon
Ignorant Orange Savage
Il Dookie
Il Douche
Il Douché
Il Duce No2 (II)
Il Dunce
Immoral and Amoral Orange Cockroach
Imperial Wizard
Imposter In Chief
Incoherent in Chief
Income Bent
Incompetent Jizztrumpet
Incompetent Orange Disaster
Incompetent President
Incompetent Usurper Donald J. Drumpf
Incomprehensible Jizztrumpet
Inflamed Gland – IG
IQ 0.45
IQ 4.5
IQ 45
Iron Man Leader
Irregular Donnybrook
It Don Fit
Jabba the Frown
Jabba the Trump
Jethro P. Trumpkin
Jobbie Jabber
John Barron Denison
John Pisani Donny Two Scoops (mafia style name from comment)
Julius Cheeser
Kentucky Fried Nero
Killer Clown
Kim Jong-Drumpf
Kim Jumbo Rump
King Bigly Ruler
King Birther
King Don
King Donald
King Donald I (ref: “fundamentalist Christian Dominionist theocratic dictatorship”)
King Jobby (Brit expr)
King Marmalade
King Midas in Reverse
King of Chaos
King of Distraction
King of the Swamp
King PeePee
King Salmon Head
King Shytes
King Toot
King Toot-Toot Tootsie
King Trump
Klepto Don
Klown in Chief
Klown King
L’Enfant Terrible
L’il Donnie
Lamentable Purported President
Large BM
Le Tromper
leghumping dullard
Lil’ Donnie John
Limp Duck President
LINCOTUS (Liar in chief of the US)
Little Dickie Don
Little Donnie
Little Donnie Boo-Hoo
Little Donnie Dumba$$
Little Donnie Johnnie PutinFluffer
Little Donnie Johnnie T?ump
Little Donny Wetpants
Little Lord Tauntleroy
Little Lord Trumperoy
Little Lord Trumpleroy
Little Orange Fuhrer
Little Orange Man
Little Orphan Donnie
Little Petulant Cheeto Colored, Comb-Over Child
Little Putin
Little Small Man
Little Spanky
Little Whiney Donnie
Little, Little Pseudo-Man
Loathsome Donnie
Loon of the Day/Hour
Lord Commander Marmilade
Lord Farquaad
Lord Littlefingers
Lord Moldyshorts
Lord Of The Tweets
Loser President
Ludicrous Tangerine Ballbag
Ly’in Don and His Deplorables
Lyin’ King
Lying Troglodyte
Lying Trump
Mad King
Mad King Donald
Madman in Chief
Mafia Don
Mafia Donnie
Magic Don
Malignant Cancer
Malignant Narcissist
Malignant Orange Hate Machine (MOHM)
Man Baby
Manchurian Idiot
Manchurian President
Mandarin Candidate
Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
Mangled Mussolini
Mango Menace
Mango Moron
Mango Mussolini
Mar a Cupcake
Marmalade Mephistopheles
Marmalade Mussolini
Marmalade Shitgibbon
Master Distractor
Masterbuting Orange Cheese Puff
Masturbating Bar Stool
Mayhem President
Me the People!
Mein Golpf
Mensa Moron
Merciful Dumps
Messiah Trump
MIC – Mocker in Chief
MIC – Moron in Chief
Micro Mitts
Mini-Me Boo-Hoo-Baby Trump
Mini-Me Putin
Minority President Trump
Mister I Alone
Mob Boss Trump
Mobster in Chief
Mogron in Chief (Dr. Who ref)
Monday Morning Quarter Pounder!
Monumental Blockhead
Moron in Chief
Moscow Don
Moscow Mueller Bait
Mr President Perjury Trap
Mr. Big Deal Maker
Mr. Bone Spurs
Mr. Cheese
Mr. Crankypants
Mr. Fart 45
Mr. Hubris
Mr. Marie Antoinette
Mr. Pussypants
Mr. Smoldering National Tragedy
Mr. StableGenius
mr. t
Mr. Top Creep in Charge
Mr. Trash
Mr. Treason
Mr. Tweeterpeter
Munster Dump
Mushroom Cap
Mushroom Dick
Mysoginist In Chief
Naked Emperor
Nancy’s Bitch
Napoleon Bonaspurs
Nickelback President
Non-Organic Git
Noxious Excrescence
Numpty Bawbag
Nut in Chief
Nuthouse Napoleon
O.J. Treason
Oaf in Office
Oaf of Office
Obese Offensive Obstructionist Puppet
Obese Orange Fuhrer
Obese Orangutan
Obscene Bilious Inheritor Billionaire
Odious Troll (as a Star Wars character name)
OIC – Outrager-in-Chief
Old Orange Head
Old Yellowstain
ONIT — for: Our National Ingrown Toenail
OOO [Oval Office Obscenity]
Orange @$$h*!e
Orange Addolph
ORANGE AGENT MA-AN, ORANGE A-AGENT MA-AN! (sung in Johnny Rivers’ voice to theme of “Secret Agent Man” – 1960’s TV drama with Patrick McGoohan)
Orange Angus Beef-on-the-Hoof
Orange Anus
Orange Ape
Orange Apparition
Orange Assclown
Orange Baby
Orange Bag of Bile
Orange Bag of Putrid Gas
Orange Banana
Orange Blob
Orange Bloviated Gasbag
Orange Blowfish
Orange Bobblehead
Orange Bone Spur
Orange Boy
Orange Buffoon
Orange Butt
Orange Butt Buddy
Orange Butthead
Orange Caligula
Orange Cardio Event
Orange Charlatan
Orange Cheato
Orange Clown
Orange Clown Fish
Orange Clown Mobster
Orange Clown President
Orange Cockroach
Orange Colostomy Bag
Orange Cracker
Orange Creepoid
Orange Cretin
Orange Cretin Nutter
Orange Cry Baby
Orange Dawn (ironic reference to “Red Dawn” movie)
Orange Despot
Orange Devil
Orange Diarrhea
Orange Dicktater
Orange Dictator
Orange doG
Orange Don
Orange Donnie
Orange Donny
Orange Dope
Orange Droolius
Orange Drumpfman
Orange Dude
Orange Dufus
Orange Dump
Orange Emperor
Orange Failure in Chief
Orange Ferret Comb Over
Orange Finger
Orange Flap
Orange Fool
Orange Foolius
Orange Fraud
Orange Front Man
Orange Fucknut
Orange Fucktard
Orange Fungus
Orange Fuzz Man
Orange Gawd
Orange Gloaming
Orange Grifter
Orange Hair Helmet
Orange Hair Monster
Orange Haired Shit gibbon
Orange Head
Orange Hemorrhoid
Orange Hero
Orange Hog
Orange Hole
Orange Hulk
Orange Hulk Child
Orange Idiot
Orange Ignoramus
Orange Imbecile
Orange Imposter
Orange Jackass
Orange Julius Caesar
Orange Jumpsuit Filler
Orange Keeper
Orange King
Orange KKKracker
Orange Knuckle Dragger
Orange Koolade
Orange Loon
Orange Lufa Face
Orange Lying Oaf
Orange Maggot
Orange Man
Orange Man Baby
Orange Mangy Mutt MAGAt
Orange Maniac
Orange Marionette
Orange Marmalade Head
Orange Menace
Orange Messiah
Orange Minion
Orange Monstrosity
Orange Moron
Orange Mother of All Assholes
Orange Muskrat Top
Orange Mussolini
Orange Mutt
Orange Nazi
Orange Oaf
Orange Ogre
Orange Oligarch
Orange Oppressor
Orange Pansy
Orange Peckerless President
Orange Pig
Orange Pillock
Orange Porky
Orange Pretender
Orange Pumpkin
Orange Pustule
Orange Puteh
Orange Rabbit
Orange Satan
Orange Savage
Orange Savior
Orange Schnitt
Orange Scrooge
Orange Sex Pest
Orange Shitgibbon
Orange Shitler
Orange Slimeball
Orange Slimer
Orange Snowflake
Orange Sphincter
Orange Stain
Orange Step-n-Fetch-It
Orange Taint
Orange Tard
Orange Toddler
Orange Too Sad
Orange Top
Orange Trashcan Man
Orange Treason Clown
Orange Truth Crush
Orange Tumor
Orange Turd
Orange Twitter
Orange Voldemort
Orange Wasteman
Orange Weasel
Orange Yam
Orange Zit
Orange-Tinted Beast
Orange-Tinted Insult to Common Human Decency
Orange-Topped White Supremacist
Orange, Lufa-Faced, Shit Gibbon
Orangeade Hobgoblin-in-Chief
Orangeutan in Chief
Orangina Clown Crook
Our Caligula
Outrager in Chief (OIC)
P?esidunce Putinfluffer
Parasite in Chief
Parasitent Dummp
Paris Raindrop
Pathetic Coward
Pathetic Schmuck
Peaches Trump
Pecker Fungus
Pee Brain (New York Daily News headline)
Perdition Prez
Petty Boy
Petty Cockroach
Petulant Petunia
Phewtin’s Agent Orange
Philandering Felon
Pig in the Wig
Pillsbury Doughboy Trump
PINO 45 (president in name only)
PINO the Donald
Pissy Galore
Pitiful Orange Dufus
PoopFace Trump
Porrous Dump
POSident Trump
POTUS = Piece Of Totally Useless Shit
POTUS = Piece of Totally Useless Slime
POTUS = POke-and-Taunt-US (after Pocahantas crack in front of Andrew Jackson portrait while honoring code talkers)
POTUS Patheticus
PPOF President Pants On Fire
Precedent of Uhmerica
Predator President
Present Dent
President “Snowflake”
President Alternate Reality
President Asshole
President B.S. (see above)
President Blunder and Bluff
President Bone Spur in the Craw
President Bone Spurs
President Bonespur J. Snatchgrabber
President Caligula
President Chaos
President Chia Pet Head
President Clown Car
President Dennison (named used for him on non-disclosure he didn’t sign with Stormy Daniels)
President Deplorable
President Diarrhea Thumbs
President Dumpferments
President Dumpster
President Dunce
President Frosty the Slowman
President Garbage Fire
President Grump
President Hair Flap
President Heel Spurs
President Jackel and Hide Away
President Kingy Jesus
President Knuckle Dragger
President Laughing Stock
President Little Fingers
President Lurch and Leap
President Marmalade
President Mayhem
President McGuffin
President Mitty
President Motherf**ker
President Of The Deplorables
President Orange Fucktard
President Pee-pee
President Perdition
President Pig Face
President Pinocchio
President Predator
President Pucherbutt
President Pumpkinhead
President Putrid
President Putz
President Queeg (And who stole my strawberries? )
President Shithole
President Shutdown
President Simpleton
President Single-Cell Organism
President Skidmark
President Snowflake
President Spanky
President Swampmouth
President Teenage Girl (“I don’t wanna go! Your gonna make me? Well i’ll just show up late and make a big stink while I pout in my corner. I’m gonna leave early and show them.”)
President Trash
President Trumphole
President TweeterPeter
Presidunce Crooked Trump
Presidunce Odious
Prez Wackjob
Prictator Drumpf
Prima Donnie
Prince of Fraud
Private BoanSpurts
Private Bone Spurs
Producer in Chief
Projection President
Provider in Chief (of names)
Prump Tutin
Pseudo-Presidential P#ssy-Grabber
PT Barnum of the White House
Puffy Orange Head
Pukified Moron
Pumpkin Fuhrer
Pussy Boss
Pussy Grabber
Pussy Grabbing Guy
Pussy Grabbing Nerfed
Putin’s Caddy
Putin’s Celebrity Apprentice
Putin’s Orange Agent
Putin’s Patsy
Putin’s Poodle
Putin’s Punk
Putrescent Piped Piper
Putrid Orange Ball
Pwesident Twump
PяesiDunce Donnie Diaper Dump
Racketeer in Chief
Ragtop 45
Reakin’ Jobby
Reality Show Buffoon
Refugee From the Planet Orange
Resident Dump
Resident Orange Oaf
Resident Trump
Right Wing Bass Turd
Rotting-Fish-Head Leader
Ruffle Trump
Rump and Co.
Rump Goy
Rump Rash
Rump Roast
Rumple Trumple
Russian Agent Orange
Russian Bot
Russian Bought
Russian Bought Bot
S.S. Trump Dump
Sad Little Dipshit
Saddumb Hussein
Satan, the Great Deceiver
Scam Man Donnie
Schroedinger’s Douchebag
SCROTUS == So-Called Ruler of the United States
Sh*t 4 Brains
Sh*thole Prez*dent
Shallow Jerk
Sham Prezzident
shambly mambly Russian doll Do-nal’id Trump (writing in a Scottish accent)
Sir Brilliance of the Incoherent
Sir Donald
Six-time-bankrupt draft-dodging tax-dodging fake-tanned liar narcissist
Slimy Orange Hero
Slouching Tiger, Tweeting Dragon
Slum Lord Million Error
Snow Ball Wizard
Social Twit Path
Son of Scam
Spank Me
Spanky and His Gang
Spanky D
Spanky McBonespurs
Spanky Tee
Spanky the Dumpster
Spelunker-in -Chief
Spur of the Moment
Squirrel-Haired Furor (sic)
Stable Genius (self reference)
Stompy Foot
Stormy Donald
Stumbling Don
Stupid in Chief
Super Chief Liar
Super Dump! (as in: Look up in the sky! It’s a cheeseburger, no it’s a drumstick, no it’s a Golden tumbleweed. No it’s Super Dump!)
Super Trump!
Swamp Don
Swampy Don
Swillo Largo
Swine-in-Chief (from “Pearls before Swine-in-Chief.”)
Swollen Orange Carbuncle
T?aitor T?ump
Tactless Jackhole
Talking Yam
Tangerine Caligula
Tangerine Freak Show
Tangerine Nightmare
Tangerine Puppy
Tangerine Tantrum
Tangerine Terror
Tangerine Troglodyte
Tangerine Turd
Tangerine Twatwaffle
Tangerine Twit
Tangerine Tyrant
Tariff Man (from Trump “I am a Tariff Man”)
Tawdry Tweeter
Teflon Don
Teflon Don Trump
Temper Tantrum Trump
Temper Tantrump
Tent Pole Grifter
The Orange Crush Overseer
The American Gobshite
The Big Dump
The Blonde Don
The Boy Who Cried Caravan
The Case of The Barking Barstool
The Chaos President
The Cheeto Prophet
The Dalek Trump
The Dastard
The Definitive Slime Ball
The Donald
The Duck
The Flatulent One
The Great Collaborator
The Great Dislusionist
The Great Disrupter
The Great Donald Debacle
The Great Narcissist
The Great Orange Grifter
The Great Orange One
The Great Orange Pumpkin
The Great Polluter
The Great Traitor
The Invincible Mr. Trump
The Invisible Individual #1
The ManGo
The Moron
The Muscovian Candidate
The National Embarrassment
The National TROLL
The old man ranting and speaking alone in the food court of an old shopping mall at 10am
The Orange Dead Beat
The Orange Finger
The Orange Genius
The Orange Glow
The Orange King
The Orange Man
The Orange Mushroom
The Orange One
The Orange PimpleNel
The Orange Spew
The Orange Stain
The Orange Tramp
The Orange Weirdo Called POTUS
The Orangutan
The Prima Wanker
The Prime Wanker
The Puke of Orange
The Putin Apprentice
The Resident
The Siberian Candidate
The So-Called President
The Spy Who Loved Pee
The Stain
The T Robot/Hologram
The Tangerian Candidate
The Tangerine Hellbeast
The Trump Creature
The Walking Nose (Pinocchio)
The Welchman (as in to welch on an agreement)
The YUUUge Orange One
Third-Rate Racist Carnival Barker
Thumper Trumper Wumper
Tinkles Trump
Tinpot Tyrant
Tiny Hands
Toddler Trump
Top Grifter
Top Jobby
Total Tantrum Trumpy
Toupe’d Fucktrumpet
Toupéed Fucktrumpet
Toxic Trump
Traitor 45
Traitor Don
Traitor in Chief
Traitor Trump
Treasonous Dotard
Treasonous Monster
Tronald Dump
Trooper Trump
Trump = Treason
tRUMP and his littlings!
Trump Baby
Trump Chump
Trump Roast
Trump Stump
Trump the Chump
Trump the Egotistical
Trump the Fantisizer
Trump the Lump
Trump the Stump
Trump the Unfit
Trump Thumper
Trump the Traitor
Trump Trash
Trump-Owned Bruisenesses
Trumpa The Hutt
Trumpasseroid (as in asteroid)
Trumper Tantrum
Trumpestuous President
Trumpet Mouth
Trumpie Bear
Trumply Whiplash
Trumpo the Klown
Trumpty Dumpty
TrumPuerRico Island Resorts
Trumpus Dickus Minimus
Trumpus Oranginus – ancient Roman Trump ancestor (sarcasm))=
Trumpy Bear
Trumpy Trash
Tsar Thrump
Tsarina Donalda
Tweedle Dumb
Tweet Sturm Fuhrer
Tweeter in Chief – TIC
Tweetle Dumb
Tweety Turd
Twitter Addict-in-Chief
Twitter Baby
Twitter Fingers
Twitter Tantrump
Twitterer in Chief
Twitty Bird
Twitty Fingers
Two Scoops
U Bum (tweet from LeBron James)
Ugly Orange Front Man
Unfit Orange Menace
Unquenchable Fount of Untruth
Unsinkable Trumptanic
Urine Top McBonespurs
US President Putin
USS Me Me Me
USS Trump
Vain-ee Veedee Tweetee
Vandal in the White House
Vindictive Little Mushroom
Vlad’s Fat Puppet
Vladie’s Baby Mahn
Vladie’s Middle Finger
Vladimir_Bone Spur_tRump (an anti-Trump commenter handle)
Von Trump Mafia
Vulgar Talking Yam
Wailing Anal Aneurysm (the) Or Waa
Waistman Trump
Wanker One
Wankmaggot Tяцmp
Wasteman Trump
Weapons-Grade Plum
Weaselheaded Fucknugget
Wee Donny
Whiney Little Byatch
White House Fool
Whittle Donnie
Whopper Don
Widdle Donnie
Widdle Trumpy
Wiggy Slice
Wilted Caesar (regarding a wilted Caesar Salad on China trip which Dumps ordered Rex Tillerson to eat)
Witless Fucking Cocksplat
Wonsit W*nker
Wrecking Ball Donnie
Yellow-Possum Top

And a few names and concepts for associates and actions

Veni, Vidi, Tweeti
Nueterin’ Nancy
Ann Coltergist
Q-Tip (Pence)

“Government stagnation has hindered our ability to properly function. I promised the American people I would produce results, and apply my ‘ahead of schedule, under budget’ mentality to the government.” : Donald Trump
“You can’t con people, at least not for long. If you don’t deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on.” : Donald Trump

She kicked him in that most sensitive area of masculinity – the ego. (“She” is Nancy Pelosi)
This is something new for Trump.. Mommy said no and she means NO. (Pelosi cuts off Trump on SOTU speech)
If the cameras are off you know Trump won’t waste the breathe to sound stupid.
shooting from the lip (what Trump does)

Presidents Coulter, Limbaugh and Hannity (named because of their role in the gov shutdown)

Yup, Giuliani is ” … not good at his job.” – as in :: the acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree (the Trump Stump)

Four comments in comment thread

  • Trump. Now we have a five letter swear word.
    • Kind of like, ‘I need to go take a trump.
      • Or, I got trumped over because I’m a Fed worker.
        • Mine is worse, I have had Trumparrhea for the past two years! Explains why I am dehydrated and dizzy! And I just thought it was a reaction to hearing his voice!

25 45
The one thing that did not shut down is Trumps big mouth. (comment on government shutdown)
dead raccoon on his head
Uday and Qusay Trump

Traitor Tot == Don Jr.
GOP = Greedy Old Pigs
GOP = Gang Of Pricks

Trump Crime Family

BeelzeBarbie (Laura Ingraham)

The KKKracker Lagoon

From Semper Fi to Simper Trump….he traded-in the red, white, and blue for the Kremlin’s stage. – about John Kelley after his remarks about Liz Warren came out
Two malignant narcissists walk into an oval office . . . (comment on Kanye West visit to Trump in oval office)


PTSD = post tweet spin disorder
Lindsay Graham Cracker

Even Donald Trump knows that only idiots would vote for Donald Trump

Kellyanne Conjob
He never met a lie he could not embrace.

orange koolaid for brains
The Orangubrat Enclosure
The Blight House
“Yeah, Trump is a problem solver the same way Godzilla is a city planner,” Trevor Noah snarked. “The only way Donald Trump can consider himself a problem solver is if he stops creating problems.”
Linda Shill: Trump, you are the ENEMY!
Christal Keel: LOL… I love the smell of desperation in the morning!
Jim McBride: He forgot one of his enemies, the majority of the people!

Fux News
Pox News
TRUMP == Truly Russian Made Product
Twilight Zone intro to “He’s Alive” with Dennis Hopper as a US Nazi working for Hitler (dead but present) – is very current
“Portrait of a bush-league Führer named Peter Vollmer, a sparse little man who feeds off his self-delusions and finds himself perpetually hungry for want of greatness in his diet. And like some goose-stepping predecessors he searches for something to explain his hunger, and to rationalize why a world passes him by without saluting. That something he looks for and finds is in a sewer. In his own twisted and distorted lexicon he calls it faith, strength, truth. But in just a moment Peter Vollmer will ply his trade on another kind of corner, a strange intersection in a shadowland called the Twilight Zone.”
And the end comment:
“Where will he go next, this phantom from another time, this resurrected ghost of a previous nightmare – Chicago? Los Angeles? Miami, Florida? Vincennes, Indiana? Syracuse, New York? Anyplace, everyplace, where there’s hate, where there’s prejudice, where there’s bigotry. He’s alive. He’s alive so long as these evils exist. Remember that when he comes to your town. Remember it when you hear his voice speaking out through others. Remember it when you hear a name called, a minority attacked, any blind, unreasoning assault on a people or any human being. He’s alive because through these things we keep him alive.”

Trump’s already energized his “sturmtruppen” for armed violence against the state should he be removed from power.
Randyrocker :: Trump’s dumber than his own brain.
“Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty.” Joseph Goebbels
LeBron puts children through school. – Trump puts children in cages.
Rudy Drooliani
Colludy Giuliani
Based on looks “Nosferatu” fits him (Giuliani)
“Weekend at Trump’s” ala shades of “Weekend at Bernie’s”
Just another “Dump Dynasty” episode
She is a pothole (said of daughter, Ivanka Trump)
Fux Noise
GOPR = Grand old Party of Russia
GOPussies in Congress
Seventeen Angry Democrats = SAD, as in this president
“Collude? I thought you said Quaalude.”
Mister Vee Pee-Pee (vice pres Pence)
GOP = Gutless Oppressive Person
GOP = Groveling Over Putin
Tick Tock, Motherfucker
The “Kremlin Annex” formerly known as the White House
Trump is full bore incompetent.
Trump’s new book “The Art of the Deflection”
the Kingdom of Trump


From CounterPunch on visit to UK – describing numerous signs held up:

“Bastard has ruined orange forever”,
“Piss off you orange bastard”,
“I could shit a better president”,
“Free Melania”,
“Even Melania thinks you’re a dick”,
“Too many tweets make a twat”,
“Big orange twat”,
“Trump as welcome as a World Cup 3rd place playoff”,
“Tyrant racist umpa-lumpa misogynist psychopath”,
“You’re even worse than Morrissey”,
“In England Trump means fart”,
“All in all you’re just another prick with no wall”,
“Sorry but you’re just not our cup of tea”,
“Take Boris with you”, (Boris Johnson, brexit guy who can’t keep an elected/appointed job)
“Don’t let Trump grab us by the country” (sign held by a woman),
“Go home Trump we have enough racists as it is”,
“If the US government was an orchestra Trump would be its air guitarist”,
“Fake-off Donald!”,
“Can’t comb over sexism”,
“We shall overcomb”,
“No to torture no to Trump”,
“Keep your tiny hands off our queen”,
“Feed him to the corgis”,
“Golden towers & golden showers”,
“This crowd is bigger than your inauguration crowd”
“Yer Maw Was an Immigrant, Ye Nugget.”

He’s a Russian-backed NY mobster posing as Potus!

… there are 2 things that have always disappeared quickly around Donald Trump. Reputations and Cash.
… … (reply) and humanity.

MAGA – Make America Gullible Again!
MAGA – Make America Grate Again
MAGA – Make America Gutted Again
MAGA – Making America Gag Again
MAGA – Moore’s America Grates Again
MAGA – Morons Are Governing America
MAGA – Mueller Ain’t Going Away
MAGA – Make Asbestos Great Again
MAGA – Make Adipose Go Away
MAGBA – Make America Great Britain Again
MARA – Make America Racist Again
MMRA – Make Myself Rich Again
MRGA – Make Russia Great Again
MASA – Make America Shamed Again. And again…and again…
MAWA: make America white again
MTGAAA – (Make Trump Great Again and Again and Again)

Huckelberry Spin – for press secretary Sarah Sanders

Trump, the ultimate defucktive
Defucktive Fiction
Mental defucktive

Help us Obi Wan KeMeuller, you’re our only hope!

The head rats, our “leaders” (if it is even possible to lead anybody anywhere inside a cage), have proven to be as mediocre and clueless as anyone else. Which is sort of proof we are a democracy, if we want to look at it that way. While it is a myth that virtually anybody can grow up to be president, we have demonstrated that nitwits have more than a fighting chance. During my 40 years writing media ass-wipe for the public, I have interviewed many of “the best of my generation,” and, believe me, most of them were not much.

Naturally, they believe they are far superior by virtue of having made it to an elevated point in the gilded cage, closer to the feed, water and sex. Because they believe it, and the media–sycophants waiting for quotes–echoes their belief, discussing their every brain fart, we tend to believe it, too. Nothing shakes our belief, not even staring directly into the face of a congenital liar and nitwit like Sarah Palin, or a careening set of brainless balls like Donald Trump or a retarded jackal like George W. Bush.

Trumpers have gone from “drain the swamp” to “the swamp is good, get over it ”

It’s not “felony leaks” that are the problem..it’s the felons in the White House!

Kelly is now encrusted with thick layers of toxic Trump cooties

Trump tweet: We’ve got a great deal for our supporters this Black Friday! Use the code GIVING for 30% off OFFICIAL Trump Merchandise -> http://bit.ly/2i2Xxro
The @GOP has turned into the Trump Home Shopping Network. SAD!
I’m getting facepalm acne.
Kristine Parkhill Lovell: A trump dog collar and leash? Seriously? He doesn’t even like dogs. He doesn’t like anyone that’s smarter than he is.
Bryan Moe: Who said the collar was for a dog? This is a Trump product after all.
Andrew Carlson: It’s one of his props from his business trip to Russia…

Could be a halfwit if he applied himself

Veto The Cheetoh!

Comments about the 18-karat gold toilet at the Guggenheim.
Alison Zapata · The University of the Arts
We’re number two! We’re number two! Hahaha
Sharyn Brown
Well, so much for the donation he was just about to send you!
Douglas Housel Sr. · Works at Retired Postal Workers
future home of many cheeseburgers
Motheba Alina Nthabiseng Rakuoane · Senior Crown Counsel at Turks & Caicos Islands Government Press Office
To complement his golden showers I guess??
Emma Noonan · Works at Bum Rogers Crabhouse & Tavern
He just told him where he “Can Gogh”
Jay Scott · Malibu, California
1st Amendment toilet paper in the white house?
Chris Comacho · Stockton, California
More like a Van “Go”. Do the “showers” match the seat? ????
Hilary Marion · New York, New York
Finally! “the king” gets a suitable throne ????????
Evelyn Roberts ·Owner/ President at Yummy Fat
They should have also offered a Golden Shower. He’d totally accept that.
Faye Grubb · University of Evansville
They probably thought he had to Gogh!
Julie B. Trivedi · Medical Director of Infection Prevention for University Hospitals at UT Southwestern Medical Center
A Sh..hole for him to use.

On the military parade he wants
It’s actually really funny that top pentagon officials are being ordered to throw a parade for a reality tv dipshit.

(me) If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, paddles like a duck, flies like a duck it should be obvious, it’s an elephant.

Trump: “We’re gonna’ build a wall.”
China: “That won’t work, trust us.”

Phil Newton · Wordsmith at Self-Employed :: Good God. Still waiting for the South to writhe again.

“Ben Carson … tossed out the Hippocratic Oath and replaced it with the Hippocritic Oath …” (HUD secretary)

From comment on Rudy Giuliani exposing payoffs to Cohen to cover payoffs to Stormy Daniels::
old Giulie is like a puppy carpet bombing the WH, they need to follow him around with newspapers

Carl Echevarria · Works at Retired::
Did Trump actually hire Giulliani or is he, R.G., doing it for sport, a la pro bono?
They do make a nice looking couple!
Rudy looks like he swallowed the White House.

And the fact it was bad for women was just a bonus for them.

TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)

Trump lives in a land of make believe ME.

Dumps wanted to own his own football team, the Brooklyn (Bone) Spurs.

Wanda Watts-Williams
“2 reality stars walk into the oval(bar) office …” On Kim Kardshian meet with Trump on prison reform


After the successes of the left in the 60’s and 70’s, the state turned to counter-insurgency lawfare.

Miracle E Brown: Trump? Think? Quit with the comedy.
Richard Roeder to Miracle E Brown: Sorry, what was I thinking?

Bob Jase: You can summon the devil and sell him your soul or work for Trump – either has the same effect.

Who knew rock bottom had a basement?

On asbestos story with Trump’s face on Russian pallets of the stuff:::
* Given how toxic Tr*mp is, putting his face on asbestos makes perfect sense.
* Asbestos and trump are bad for your health. Truth in advertising!
* more proof that anything attached to tRump is dangerous to humankind….
* It fits. His image should also be on cans of rat poison etc.

Scott :: Trump is our Nero.
ErnestineBass to Scott :: Having never mastered the fiddle, Drumpf plays a dog whistle instead.

on the golf course Dump pees off

on the Trump Baby Blimp over London:::
Wayne George : The resemblance is remarkable. Thin skin and gas.

Was it Adolf Giulliani or Sara Sucker-be Sanders or maybe that Compulsive lying lapdog Wannabe a SCOTUS Justice Kavanaugh that declared that the President should not have to be bothered by the Russian Probe or any indictments against him , he has lots of more difficult things to worry about, like : Playing other 18 holes of golf , crashing weddings with the hope of grabbing some pussy , Or maybe laying around the swimming pool working on his Orange tan and scarfing down a couple of buckets of KFC while he uses those greasy fingers to tweet insults at everyone in the world .

New bumper sticker for trumpers. PUTIN / TRUMP 2020 When you just cannot admit you were WRONG.

Jared owns a building in NYC with address of 666. It is a sign! LOL

“You’ve got to treat the White House and the office of the presidency with respect.”
However, the president himself gets only the respect he deserves and has earned.
There is no worse heresy than that the office sanctifies the holder of it. – Lord Acton

T-Rump has turned the presidency into the new version of “The Price is Right”.

Trump: “I hire the best unqualified people for the job. Just like me”.

MBS – Mohammed Bone Saw (Mohammed bin Salman of Saudi Arabia)

A new ship is being constructed and will bear the name USS Bone Spurs. It is not expected to ever float or serve in a fleet.

A few Video Sarcasm links – Broadway style

I still think the “Cell Block Tango” is my favorite

Randy Rainbow Channel = https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC07F26kHKkpW_qqvXzEGALA
The Cell Block Tango – Jan 28, 2019 = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihvgfU_g7LI
Desperate Cheeto – Oct 11, 2017 = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTosB6V_V24
One on one with the president – Aug 27, 2018 = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWTiFcl9OhU
Covfefe – June 2, 2017 =

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